You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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