Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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