what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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