I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Alive.
So much puke
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
is it fun? or sober?
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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