I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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