Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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