yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
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Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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