I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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