i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
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Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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