I love black thongs
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Randomize
