...so i touched it.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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