Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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