one two three fourrrrnication!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
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So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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