found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
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Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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