So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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