apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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