Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
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She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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