3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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