i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
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I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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