apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
