I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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