You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
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Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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