ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
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She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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