I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
