The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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