Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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