She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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