I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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