Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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