Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
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There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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