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(775): View more from Nevada

Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you.

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What!?!?! How are you txting?!

(775): View more from Nevada

Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend.

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(775): Hello Stephanie, you need to come pick me up at Par Blvrd correctional facility and bring $750-$1000 for bail. I just got a DUI. Thank you. (1-775): What!?!?! How are you txting?! (775): Because this is Officer Reynolds, and I just arrested your boyfriend. http://tfl.nu/1ioc

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(949): View more from California

...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail

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ps not my toothbrush awkward.

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(949): ...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail (949): ps not my toothbrush awkward. http://tfl.nu/7ox1

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(908): View more from New Jersey

no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request

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(908): no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request http://tfl.nu/jdk4

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(541): View more from Oregon

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

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(541): So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward http://tfl.nu/dpap

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.

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(732): I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell. http://tfl.nu/ou94

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.

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(423): Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis. http://tfl.nu/t2k7

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....

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(215): Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour.... http://tfl.nu/achx

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(740): View more from Ohio

I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.

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(740): I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that. http://tfl.nu/4jg4

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking

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(401): I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking http://tfl.nu/uwdq

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(573): View more from Missouri

Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina

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(573): Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina http://tfl.nu/35k1

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(225): View more from Louisiana

Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina

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(225): Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina http://tfl.nu/plxw

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(719): View more from Colorado

I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.

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(719): I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster. http://tfl.nu/ckt2

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(360): View more from Washington

I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.

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Bringing families together since 1987

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(360): I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis. (1-360): Bringing families together since 1987 http://tfl.nu/o9ey

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(206): View more from Washington

In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.

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(206): In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises. http://tfl.nu/t2bs

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(630): View more from Illinois

Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight

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(630): Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight http://tfl.nu/q3l9

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