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• (415): View more from California

  I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You're earring is so big in my mouth

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.

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• (949): View more from California

  Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.

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