What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
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Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
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I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?