get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i'm home, then i'll come over
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences