You really coming over, don't trick.
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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