I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
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All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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