Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think my moral compass just broke
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