ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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