Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
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i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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