my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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