idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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