haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Randomize