I accidentally had phone sex last night
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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