On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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