people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
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I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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