If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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