Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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