He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
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Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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