i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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