Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
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