I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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