Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Holy sore nipples Batman
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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