Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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