well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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