he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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