why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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