i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
the raccoons are back...
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