Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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