I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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