What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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