We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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