question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
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You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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