thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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